Hello,

How are you wonderful people today? I am doing good, myself, thank you. Starting a blog to pass the time while I am in recovery. 

Just a little about myself.  I am a German Rottweiler mix. I am 2' 8" tall, or 5' 2" on my hind legs. I am 3 and a half years old, or between 17 and 312 in dog years. Sorry, I am not good at math. I am a DOG after all! My parents just took me to the doctor and found out that I need to get knee surgery, kind of like your ACL surgeries that some of your famous athletes get. Like RG3(#buttscooting). That hack. I could hump every linebackers leg, pee on every wide receiver, and be in the end zone by the time that mutt could say "Hike". But I bet they don't stick a thermometer up HIS butt to get a temperature! And they don't even let me smell it afterwards!

Getting back to the blog, my parents gave me a WIFI connection and a new tablet so I could watch YouTube and stuff. And a paw-sized keyboard. And a rawhide. And a bed near the garbage can!

Let me just start by saying this: I haz cheezberger! What the heck! Why are dogs portrayed as dim-witted heathens with a propensity to sniff poo and get beat by cats in everything! I am appalled! We are going to change that! One dog at a time. Below, you will find a self pic of my glowing face! Enjoy!

Anyway, I will be posting on my blog every day or so to update you on my progress.Pictures also will be forthcoming of some of my favorite positions and people. But for now, aufiderzein!

Boris