I am back! Just thought that I would tell you a little about my Vet visit from the other day!
First off, I have not, am not, and probably never will be a veteran of a foreign war, engagement, or affair, unless you include the squirrel I chased up a tree in my neighbors yard. So I don't understand why we were at a "Vet's" office. I did meet a very nice three legged lady dog who had had cancer and been hit by a car. Maybe that's what they meant by veteran.
Anyway, as you all know by now, I am not your average dog. I have a good grasp of proper English, I can enunciate my barks, I am a dapper gentleman when it comes to the ladies ( I do NOT use the "B" word), and I sit down like a person. Boom!
The office was pretty busy. I did see many of the enemy come in, a.k.a cats, and I've got to say, I feel I really restrained myself from any hostility. Ok, so maybe I ran up to one or two of them, shoved my huge head in their face, and barked until they clawed their way up their humans leg, but, hey, what is a human leg for if not a makeshift scratching post or substitute for the opposite sex? Just saying.
It went well with the doctor, except for all the poking and prodding, especially the thermometer. But I did get a bunch of treats afterward! Then we casually strolled back to the car, and when my dad finally picked himself up off the ground and yelled at me for pulling him too fast, ( I did say CASUAL stroll, right!) we took a calm ride in the car. Apparently, though, it is NOT a good thing to try to learn how to drive when the car is moving, hence I was banished to the back seat, where I got my revenge by drooling on all the windows and leaving a silent but deadly reminder of who is the REAL boss around here!
The rest of the day was spent napping until bedtime, which is my favorite activity, and occasionally giving puppy eyes to my parents to get more food. I also love food. Go figure.
But enough for today, I need to take my nap before bed. I will talk to all of you soon!
Happy dreams!
Boris
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